Limited Run of Slugline T-Shirts

We are making a limited run of t-shirts through The Cotton Bureau. There’s just a two week window to place your order, and then we’re done, so get one (or more) while you can!

The shirts are super soft American Apparel tri-blend, in athletic gray or sedentary black. They are printed with a water-based ink, so the design is pleasantly faded, as if you’ve already been wearing it for years. There’s no URL or promotional text on the shirts at all, so people will have to be as cool as you to even know what it is.

“What are you, Superman?” they will ask.

And you will just wink, knowingly. And then the barista will pronounce your name wrong.

Go, now. Before I change my mind.


Athletic Gray

Athletic Gray

Sedentary Black

Sedentary Black

The last possible second to buy this design is Feb 20, 2015 at 2:00 PM EST. Expected shipping date is Mar 6, 2015.